Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
You are a plague, John Crichton, and I just keep coming back.
Trust no one.
Life is too short to read bad fic.
Look, I've got ONE job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!
You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls!
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom not to kick the shit out of the next moron to cross my path.